Wednesday, September 06, 2006

You Win, Bitches by Liza




This is in reference to the ongoing bashing of women by women.

I use humor so I don't weep and/or cut someone.

UPDATE: Now this is just plain fun - the innumerable possibilities to joke about this are quite addictive - much like shoe shopping, cosmo drinking and talking to our friends (one gay, preferably!) about our bitch of a boss and that dreamy Mr. Right (smiley face) who we think is Mr. Wrong (frowny face).

Oh, wait I mean the innumerable possibilities we can HURT AMERICA WITH OUR WORDS are getting to be delightfully time consuming a.k.a. AMERICA HURTY.

11 comments:

Megan Crane said...

Oh my god, I love this.

I want it.

Jane Porter said...

Um Liza and Megan, what does this mean??? And um, we're the good guys, right?

Megan Crane said...

Jane, check this out:

http://www.weeklydig.com/arts/articles/chick_lit_is_hurting_america

Caprice Crane said...

I like the poodle. Very representative.

Megan Crane said...

I feel that my books are, in fact, large mutts of indeterminate breed, but what does it matter when they're treated like manicured French poodles anyway?

I, Megan Crane, hurt America with my words.

Holla.

Liza Palmer said...

That shit needs to be on a shirt...seriously.

I, _________, hurt America with my words.

Holla.

Jane Porter said...

Okay, I went and read the piece but you know what? It doesn't hold up! No one--not even some disgruntled anonymous former women's fiction editor--gets to become the tastemaker, and critic, for the public. For women. For me. The other thing is, I never said I wanted to be a literary writer. I just want to tell stories. I like telling stories. I like making people feel good. And if my prose is simple, so what? It feels delicious to be myself. In fact, I think I need to blog about this very thing very soon...

Megan Crane said...

I don't think that wanting to tell stories and literature are mutually exclusive.

But what do I know?

Katy said...

Hey Liza, any chance I can borrow that fancy, schmancy logo? I won't hotlink (but I will trackback/ping to you!!)

~katy

Liza Palmer said...

yeah...I think it's cool - the site said you could re-use it.

It's purty, huh?

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Manic Mom said...

Ooh, I really like this one! Must be the martini.